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Whoops
TPK! TPK!Current Status: Recruiting Players Encounters like: Cherry 3000: Nonlethal Security Droids (2): Nonlethal Cherry 3000: Nonlethal Security Droids (8+2): Nonlethal Security Droids (3): Fairly lethal Shocker: 1d6 normal damage, 1d6 Stun Damage, close, advanced, Wt 1. But when those don’t work, they escalate to self assembling machine pistols. Except the Heavy Warframes, who start…
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Campaign Three Update
Tonight on “Savage Sunsword of the Gamma Deathlands!”(tm)The party of adventurers, previously immobilized by the alchemical perfidy of industrial automatons, are freed of their styrofoam prison by nanotech reagents deployed by (OCP) commercial security droids sent to take them into custody. Rather than submit to the mechanical authority of The Man, the bloodied adventurers lash…
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“You better hope romance isn’t on her mind”
I would have named the commercial security bot “Ed”, but I already put an Edd in this adventure, so “Cherry 3000” it is.
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Campaign Three Update
Encounters last night:Steef and Edd; the inky psychic darkness of Vault Ghosts; haggling with the Charon mercs; “welcome to emerald sector”.
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London Calling
I’m considering renaming the “Hack and Slash” Move “the clash”. Clearly, I need more puns in my life.
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“damn, you classy”
Adept (was Sorcerer) essentially an apocalypse cleric.Breaker (was Operator) essentially an apocalypse thief.Cutter (was Tank) essentially an apocalypse fighter.Deadeye (no change) essentially an apocalypse ranger.Psiber (no change) essentially an apocalypse druid, but they talks to mekks instead of animals.Varyant (no change) essentially an apocalypse magic-user, but with mutation instead of spell slots. May do something…
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“travel time is easier than vice-versa”
A glass, 4 glasses, a watch. A watch, 6 watches, a sol. A sol, 5 sols, a fist. A fist, 5 fists, a cycle. A cycle, 14 cycles, an arbit. “Arbit Blue Two-hundred thirty five, Wormwood Cycle, Sol twenty four, Glass 11 of the Darkwatch.”
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“…that’s not from Gamma World originally?”
The best Gamma World mutant critters are just original D&D monsters. “Anyone can buy a beaked axe, but can you buy a…”
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Wherein our heroes dispute the utility of the “Examine Artifact” rules
“What do you mean it’ll take an hour to figure out how the elevator controls work? What does this button do?” A bored Mike is a dangerous Mike. Note: 300 year old antigravity lifts run by a deranged AI are not your friend. In Mike’s defense, he did clearly announce he was bored; and he…
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“I’m searching…I’m searching for the right response”
Therefore, as 20x20m room is approximately 400 square meters and allowing for some overlap: one search turn (10 minutes) to carefully search 400m2 of floor space. Each of the twelve towers in the Iron Mountain Ark is roughly 2600 m2 (per floor, times 18-20 floors) (times 10 levels). So, approximately 65 minutes to carefully search…