“What do you mean it’ll take an hour to figure out how the elevator controls work? What does this button do?”

A bored Mike is a dangerous Mike.

Note: 300 year old antigravity lifts run by a deranged AI are not your friend.

In Mike’s defense, he did clearly announce he was bored; and he was going to misbehave until something interesting happened. In this case, an eighteen story terror drop that critically injured two and killed Xerxes the Mutant.

Further Note: Mike was not playing Xerxes the Mutant.